Hum.

Not that I hold anything in particular against gays, on account of being so physically repulsive that they tell me to get it the hell away from them when I try, but I can't quite work out how the content on the main page gets to be targeted almost exclusively by gay dating ads.

All I can think of is the name - I seem to recall sharing a name with an American gentleman of somewhat easy virtue who is, by all accounts, hung like several horses at once. Still, he's not exactly the first Dave Stone who comes up when you Google it ...

Ah, well, could be worse. They could have confused me, yet again, with that appalling televangelist Fundie from Chicken Mulch, Kentucky, or wherever the hell it is.

... there is a blog.

Don't all rush to thank me at once.

After decades of only having one face for everybody, I've decided to start compartmentalising my life again. Here's where I'll be showing my professional face, such as it is.

There shall be news, and articles and commentary, I say. There might also, at some point, be some form of tag-tweaking and biographical matter that lets people know who the hell I am ...